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Consafos x Fantasia = knock your fucking socks off Sometimes, people ask me “Hey, Drew, whats it like to be a failure?” or “Does it feel good to waste what little talent you have?” or “Can you at least proof-read the garbage you insist on internetting?” The answer to all three of these questions is no. Furthermore you should know that I haven’t been inactive, or slumping, or failing - I’ve been on moratorium. What’s moratorium, you say? Well idiot, its what Walt Disney does with all their animated features to control/boost sales: release the DVD for a limited time, then rip it off the shelves, stop producing it, and make it impossible to find. Remember that fantastic piece of garbage called Fantasia? Moratorium is the reason that a brand new Fantasia DVD - a 70 year old movie of questionable value recorded on an almost defunct medium - will cost you at least $42.99 on Amazon.com. Web genius, everything I blog is a jewel.

Consafos x Fantasia = knock your fucking socks off

Sometimes, people ask me “Hey, Drew, whats it like to be a failure?” or “Does it feel good to waste what little talent you have?” or “Can you at least proof-read the garbage you insist on internetting?”

The answer to all three of these questions is no. Furthermore you should know that I haven’t been inactive, or slumping, or failing - I’ve been on moratorium.

What’s moratorium, you say? Well idiot, its what Walt Disney does with all their animated features to control/boost sales: release the DVD for a limited time, then rip it off the shelves, stop producing it, and make it impossible to find.

Remember that fantastic piece of garbage called Fantasia? Moratorium is the reason that a brand new Fantasia DVD - a 70 year old movie of questionable value recorded on an almost defunct medium - will cost you at least $42.99 on Amazon.com.

Web genius, everything I blog is a jewel.