OK, so punkass Mayweather needed a fight to pay off his back taxes and sonned Marquez after stepping in the ring 2 lbs over weight.

Here’s the bigger picture: we now have something exciting happening in boxing. Broke ass Mayweather is stepping back into the ring to make the dough he always claimed he had, Pacquiao is rolling over big names like they were sparring partners, and, to triangulate things, we have the always contentious Mosley stepping from the shadows looking for his slice of the pie.

And if this wasn’t enough, I heard rumours of an even greater showdown: the Asshole Beatdown, a Payperview event featuring Brock Lesner, Floyd Mayweather Jr., Kanye West, and a starved Grizzly Bear named Mr. Cinnamon. The details are still rough, but if I remember correctly Dana White has promised a honey-slathering handicap for anyone who has ever said anything that might offend more than %87 of the logically minded North American public……uh ohh Kanye! uhh ohhh Brock! uhhh ohhh Floyd!

And, to the uninitiated, it should be made known that Mr. Cinnamon is actually a critically acclaimed Grizzly Bear warrior poet, twice having been nominated for the Alaskan equivalent of the Nobel Prize, the famed Tundric Accolade.