Kanye West,

We know you think its o.k. to come to dress like one of the mutant outcasts from Total Recall at an awards ceremony, but thats more your problem than ours. And we, as an audience, resent the fact that you expect us to digest your ridiculous, elitist fashion raps aimed at 1% of the people listening to you…even as we, the Levi’s and Nike masses of this poor country have begin to realize the sad irony is that only 1% like the fucking garbage you have been churning out and dumping on our radios since a Tarot card reader in downtown L.A. confirmed your sneaking suspicion that you were not only the smartest, but also the handsomest man in your world.

You talent abusing piece of shit.

Warm Regards,

The General Public